"Repent, Harlequin!"

"Now, are you sure you really want to fi ght me? Do you really want to hurt me? [Player name]... I am your mother!"

"No... it's not true! It's impossible!" You shout.

"Search your feelings... you know it to be true," she says.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!" you shout, raising your arms to the sky.

The sorceress cackles. "Well, that was over the top. And I'm not really your mother, stupid. Geez, I could tell you that all your fighting power comes from some lame micro-organism in your bloodstream and you'd believe it."

Yet another voice acting clip. I'm not sure how well this one works. And er... sorry, Hogulus, it would just have been too weird to use my own name.

Entering a voice-acting contest in Kingdom of Loathing. This one is the Naughty Sorceress, when you fight your Shadow:

The Sorceress' evil (and vaguely sexy) voice echoes off the walls around you. "So, you like to play with mirrors, do you? Well, how about a little fire, scarecrow?"

"What?" you shout to the air, unable to locate the source of the voice.

"Er, I mean, you like to play with mirrors, do you? Well, reflect on this for a while!"

No promises on the whole "vaguely sexy" bit, mind you.